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[neriticism]

@ rjvida

"Hey. If you're hearing this, you can hang up and text me, capische?"

✉️ ☎️ 📷

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oozes in here instead

[sociably]

[ like literally half an hour later after her thanks: ]

hey...........
you weren't lying when you said i was good at this right

welcome

[neriticism]

[ I mean the filtered corgi was a banger, and all the avant-garde extreme close-ups were part of the learning process, that doesn’t make them bad. Still, oh no. ]

I was not. What makes you think that?

[ Or more accurately, who. ]

[sociably]

i sent some pictures [ more like 20 ] to someone i didn't know on accident
and they said i was terrible!
and called me a pervert just because i took a picture of a dog butt!

[ never mind that she also called him a pervert back, that's not relevant here. ]

[neriticism]

[ dude he doesn't even go on social media and he knows corgi sploots have memetic status. dog butt is objectively adorable. ]

Pervert? Really? okay
Listen if this freak's opinion is "dog butts = sexual" you think any of their other shit opinions are valid??

Who is this yahoo jfc

broken sobbing, i'm so sorry sipp

[sociably]

they never gave me their name...
but the name that shows up when they send messages is zuzu

[ insert some lion king joke here, if only she knew what lion king was ]

but you're right
i should just ignore what he says

rip sipp

[neriticism]

[ Doot doo doo, just checking out the directory real quick first... ]

[ Prince. Daddy issues. Never being happy... 16... ]

... Yeah speaking as a former 16 year old boy, you should ignore pretty much everything a 16 year old boy says
Especially that one

[sociably]

[ what the heck, that stupid guy was only 16?? why was she even listening to him in the first place. although... ]

what do you mean especially that one?

un: thedirector | harasses you from the other room

[7edacted]

Did your number change recently?

how dare you do this to me in my own home

[neriticism]

[ You know what, he hasn't checked recently. It's not exactly in a convenient spot. Please hold as he takes some selfie shots behind the back of his head. ]

[ ... ]

Yeah actually. Down by 5.

Why do you ask? Figure something out?

[7edacted]

[Excuse her while she jots a note.]

Not yet. I just recently discovered that they change at all.

[She looks at her wrist - sill 508.]

[neriticism]

[ Not excused. Anyway, he feels like maybe he recalled seeing one change, but he's been pretty thoroughly distracted since setting foot in this car. Shame on him. ]

Well consider this my discovery. Did yours change too?

[7edacted]

It didn't. But I talked to Jack and he mentioned you.

[neriticism]

He what

TEXT; it doesn't matter when.. u decide...

[fluxing]

it's ten inches long
u interested? 😉

oh my god

[neriticism]

anyone ever tell you it's not about size, it's how you use it?

[fluxing]

i can show you how i use it if you really want to know

(i'm talking about my tongue btw)

🍑👅💦

[neriticism]

yeah? can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?

cause tongue-tied would be a real good look on you.

[fluxing]

id prefer to have other parts of my body tied up for you 💕💕

how’s it going viddy-baby??? relieved some of that pent up anger yet?

or maaaaybe
anything else that might be pent up??
😳

[neriticism]

mmm okay how about your hands behind your back so you can't text anymore. 😏💖

yeah I definitely had too much patience bottled up here, thanks for draining it off for me.

text | un: thedirector | set during the AU car

[7edacted]

Hello Vidal.

Do you want the good news or the bad news?

[neriticism]

[ The deepest of sighs from behind the phone. ]

Surprise me, Madam Director.

[7edacted]

Paranormal just got greenlit for three more seasons.

[Might as well just lay it out plain for him. She doesn't like to mince words.]

[neriticism]

[ Are you fucking shitting him— ]

[ A little ellipses bubble. Then it vanishes. ]

[ Frankly it's taking all the willpower in the world to refrain from touching the keyboard in indignation and summon about six more on-and-off Typing... indicators before he mentally gets to what he wants to say, as some people have a habit of doing. ]

[ But eventually, painstakingly, ]

So is this the good news or the bad news.

[7edacted]

[Excuse you!

And while she can take some joy in teasing, Lucretia isn't a total monster, well aware of how Vidal feels about this news.]]

I know this isn't the news you wanted to hear, Vidal. We all thought that production would wrap up with the end of season 15.

[neriticism]

[ He’s entitled to lash out in thought crimes at this point, ‘Cretia. ]

With all due respect if one more person gets dragged to hell in this series it’s going to be the producer. By me, personally. So the writers can jot that down.

[ Even if she happened to be the one that pulled the trigger, he will... he’ll stand by it, at this point. He’ll face god and walk backwards into hell, whatever. What’s she going to do, fire him? He’s got three more seasons to film, baby! ]

Seriously you’re killing me, do you actually have any good news or are you going to kick me while I’m down too? Would you like me to bring some salt up to your office so you can grind it into these open wounds?