idk how we got here, how we get out of here, how these apps work, how this train works, how this dimension works, how all these powers and abilities work, how fucking annoying you are, how I'm going to organize my notes tonight, how much fucking work I'm missing right now, how much other important shit that might be falling apart because I'm missing right now, how I missed my sister's birthday, how at least six of you have the ability to give me a migraine on sight, how long it's been since I've sent an email
and what is for dinner tonight.
mostly that last one. impossible to escape. have to figure it out every day.
[ Oh, um. ] yeah, i guess all of that is a really valid point i guess being here doesn't bother me much.. um.. i guess right now you kind of know why.. i just am starting to miss my friends but thats?? like.. that's basically it
i'd cook for you if i knew how i ESPECIALLY don't know how around here
Yeah I get it. I’m happy for your extended vacation
[ And that’s like... actually somewhat genuine, despite it probably not coming across that way given his tone so far. People like him and Toko, they’re really dodging some bullets by being here, and he can respect that much. ]
But it’s kinda hard to kick back and relax for some of us and not just cause I apparently can’t do that in the first place
[ SO HE’S TOLD... constantly, unceasingly, by everyone he meets. There’s a pause between texts. ]
cooking is probably the most relaxing thing I can think of. at least in a normal-ass kitchen. so thanks but no thanks
I have never longed for technology to catastrophically regress before reading the phrase "unwanted dick holograms" but I think we need to go back I think I need to go bash two rocks together and paint on a cave wall to cope
yeah let’s go with a laugh if we get out of this car alive and miraculously stumble into one that has long island iced teas why don’t you line up and take another shot once i’m on my third one so I can laugh even harder
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did you know that was possible?
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what's in that viddy head of urs
mister sir
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how we got here, how we get out of here, how these apps work, how this train works, how this dimension works, how all these powers and abilities work, how fucking annoying you are, how I'm going to organize my notes tonight, how much fucking work I'm missing right now, how much other important shit that might be falling apart because I'm missing right now, how I missed my sister's birthday, how at least six of you have the ability to give me a migraine on sight, how long it's been since I've sent an email
and what is for dinner tonight.
mostly that last one.
impossible to escape. have to figure it out every day.
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yeah, i guess all of that is a really valid point
i guess being here doesn't bother me much.. um.. i guess right now you kind of know why..
i just am starting to miss my friends but thats?? like..
that's basically it
i'd cook for you if i knew how
i ESPECIALLY don't know how around here
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[ And that’s like... actually somewhat genuine, despite it probably not coming across that way given his tone so far. People like him and Toko, they’re really dodging some bullets by being here, and he can respect that much. ]
But it’s kinda hard to kick back and relax for some of us
and not just cause I apparently can’t do that in the first place
[ SO HE’S TOLD... constantly, unceasingly, by everyone he meets. There’s a pause between texts. ]
cooking is probably the most relaxing thing I can think of. at least in a normal-ass kitchen. so thanks but no thanks
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for like
cooking
like
a whole ass chicken for u
it's kind of easier for me to get cause
u know
sharp teeth and predatory instincts
i don't like doing it but it's how i've been holding out :/
... u think the chicken lady is gonna notice after awhile lol??
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are you just eating whole chickens dude
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maybe
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listen you don’t have to do shit for me okay? I’m just holding out til we find our way out of the ren faire
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like even if it ain't that great
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ur like
hard, hard mode ( ;) )
and i know u probably don't believe this
but i actually kind of respect that???
it's just so much fun to mess with u
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respect + unsolicited sexting
on what planet does that math check out man
like when should I expect the dick pics
[ .8 seconds later, ]
i will fucking block you if you send me dick pics.
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dw man im not that tactless
unwanted dick pics is rude
also outdated where im from
more like unwanted dick holograms
[ It’s like.. he knows by now that he’s never gonna have a chance with this guy but it’s still delightful to provoke him.
And he knows exactly what provoked him now. It’s really no different than his relationship with Andre, who is someone dear to him. ]
ftr dick pics FROM you are always wanted should u ever have a change of heart
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longed for technology to catastrophically regress
before reading the phrase "unwanted dick holograms"
but I think we need to go back
I think I need to go bash two rocks together and paint on a cave wall to cope
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[ Jack, you're the essence of being impolite, but whatever. ]
ch'yeah u would say that..
well
i guess i've officially propositioned u now
like YOU and just u
so take what u want from that
maybe it at least gave u a good laugh????
doubtful, tho
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fascinating
yeah let’s go with a laugh
if we get out of this car alive and miraculously stumble into one that has long island iced teas why don’t you line up and take another shot once i’m on my third one
so I can laugh even harder