[ You know what, he hasn't checked recently. It's not exactly in a convenient spot. Please hold as he takes some selfie shots behind the back of his head. ]
[ Not excused. Anyway, he feels like maybe he recalled seeing one change, but he's been pretty thoroughly distracted since setting foot in this car. Shame on him. ]
Well consider this my discovery. Did yours change too?
I mean I can tell you what happened if you're not planning to get shitfaced and blow up the network any time soon. Add it to the academic privacy policy of the handholding hypothesis etc.
Whatever Jack is, he's apparently psychically empathetic and capable of some degree of emotional manipulation.
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I was about ready to have a panic attack and he offered to calm it down. I took him up on it and it worked. That's it.
I feel like I saw his numbers jump around but I wasn't too present tbh and mine are behind my head, didn't check them til later. But it's the only noteworthy interaction that lines up for both of us as far as I know.
I didn't really get a good read on him from the message on the phone.
[If she was speaking, she'd have a tone that suggests that she didn't peg him to be the selfless type, but also he did mention something about empathy masturbation. Hm. Don't like that phase. She writes it down.]
Yeah he offered a lot of other vile shit too trust me that message was enough of a read
[ You are not going to escape the thought of sex things, sorry Lucretia, he's emotionally scarred. ]
Look believe me I would not be getting any of this off my chest to you if it didn't feel related. This thing's called the Existential Express and someone keeps telling us to make friends and hold hands and sing kumbaya or whatever
Hey if you could feed it mine too that might be the kindest thing you'll ever do for someone. You'll undo all your sins. The train will be so proud. I'll finally know peace.
In all seriousness though okay I don't know. Now that we know it changes all we can really do is keep track of behavior vs number. Maybe I just heart-to-hearted you for nothing but making an ass of myself but the last time I did that I got something out of it so
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how dare you do this to me in my own home
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Yeah actually. Down by 5.
Why do you ask? Figure something out?
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Not yet. I just recently discovered that they change at all.
[She looks at her wrist - sill 508.]
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Well consider this my discovery. Did yours change too?
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I don't know if it's related but he was also very drunk so I don't exactly have a wealth of reliable information here.
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I mean yeah he did me a favor but jesus h christ he went off the deep end
It wasn't anything like that I can tell you that much.
[ Please you have to believe he has standards. ]
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Why did you make me think about that?
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I'm up for either.
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His number went down and so did yours so I'm just trying to find some kind of common ground here.
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I mean I can tell you what happened if you're not planning to get shitfaced and blow up the network any time soon. Add it to the academic privacy policy of the handholding hypothesis etc.
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But if it is a sex thing I super don't want to know.
1/2
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I was about ready to have a panic attack and he offered to calm it down. I took him up on it and it worked. That's it.
I feel like I saw his numbers jump around but I wasn't too present tbh and mine are behind my head, didn't check them til later. But it's the only noteworthy interaction that lines up for both of us as far as I know.
and that's all 10 of my tags, dabs
I didn't really get a good read on him from the message on the phone.
[If she was speaking, she'd have a tone that suggests that she didn't peg him to be the selfless type, but also he did mention something about empathy masturbation. Hm. Don't like that phase. She writes it down.]
I wonder if it's related or just happenstance.
you animal.
[ You are not going to escape the thought of sex things, sorry Lucretia, he's emotionally scarred. ]
Look believe me I would not be getting any of this off my chest to you if it didn't feel related. This thing's called the Existential Express and someone keeps telling us to make friends and hold hands and sing kumbaya or whatever
Maybe being nice is a part of it.
[ He took psychic damage just typing that. ]
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In all seriousness though okay I don't know. Now that we know it changes all we can really do is keep track of behavior vs number. Maybe I just heart-to-hearted you for nothing but making an ass of myself but the last time I did that I got something out of it so
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What did you get anyway? I hope the handholding was worth it.
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I got some headphones, it was pretty worth it. Thanks again.
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They're little things you put in your ears so you can take calls and listen to music without holding your phone.
Not to assume you don't know what they are but you know
[ Considering your robe and wizard staff, ma'am, forgive him his presumptuousness. ]
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But what is a clown?
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Someone that gets paid to dress like an asshole and make a real professional fool of themselves.
There are way too many people in the world that do that shit for free and a lot of them wound up here, is all I'm saying.
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