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[neriticism]

@ rjvida

"Hey. If you're hearing this, you can hang up and text me, capische?"

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[neriticism]

at least I’m not just straight up easy.

[fluxing]

no, man
ur like
hard, hard mode ( ;) )

and i know u probably don't believe this
but i actually kind of respect that???

it's just so much fun to mess with u

[neriticism]

right
respect + unsolicited sexting
on what planet does that math check out man

like when should I expect the dick pics

[ .8 seconds later, ]

i will fucking block you if you send me dick pics.

[fluxing]

oh?? we are sexting?

dw man im not that tactless
unwanted dick pics is rude

also outdated where im from

more like unwanted dick holograms

<sub>[ It’s like.. he knows by now that he’s never gonna have a chance with this guy but it’s still delightful to provoke him.

And he knows exactly what provoked him now. It’s really no different than his relationship with Andre, who is someone dear to him. ]</sub>

ftr dick pics FROM you are always wanted should u ever have a change of heart

[neriticism]

I have never
longed for technology to catastrophically regress
before reading the phrase "unwanted dick holograms"
but I think we need to go back
I think I need to go bash two rocks together and paint on a cave wall to cope

[fluxing]

believeeee it or not, i actually am not a fan of receiving those from strangers .. it's just impolite

_{[ Jack, you're the essence of being impolite, but whatever. ]}

ch'yeah u would say that..
well
i guess i've officially propositioned u now
like YOU and just u
so take what u want from that

maybe it at least gave u a good laugh????
doubtful, tho

[neriticism]

so you do have standards
fascinating

yeah let’s go with a laugh
if we get out of this car alive and miraculously stumble into one that has long island iced teas why don’t you line up and take another shot once i’m on my third one
so I can laugh even harder