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[neriticism]

@ rjvida

"Hey. If you're hearing this, you can hang up and text me, capische?"

✉️ ☎️ 📷

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[fluxing]

i can show you how i use it if you really want to know

(i'm talking about my tongue btw)

🍑👅💦

[neriticism]

yeah? can you tie it in a knot, can you tie it in a bow?

cause tongue-tied would be a real good look on you.

[fluxing]

id prefer to have other parts of my body tied up for you 💕💕

how’s it going viddy-baby??? relieved some of that pent up anger yet?

or maaaaybe
anything else that might be pent up??
😳

[neriticism]

mmm okay how about your hands behind your back so you can't text anymore. 😏💖

yeah I definitely had too much patience bottled up here, thanks for draining it off for me.

[fluxing]

ok butt
i would let u tie me up 💕💕💕💕

dON'T TEASE ME

[neriticism]

I bet you say that to all the pretty girls

look I joke but as fun as it is to watch you bark up the wrong tree, that ain't really my thing so
might want to tweak your strategy

[ If he can't get you to stop texting him. (Vidal you literally just have to stop replying.) ]

[fluxing]

i say that to all the pretty, drop dead HANDSOME men like YOU...

kinky stuff or like
sex in general??

are u asexual

[neriticism]

no it's just not the one suffocatingly singular thing on my mind.

did you know that was possible?

[fluxing]

what do u think about then?
what's in that viddy head of urs
mister sir

[neriticism]

idk
how we got here, how we get out of here, how these apps work, how this train works, how this dimension works, how all these powers and abilities work, how fucking annoying you are, how I'm going to organize my notes tonight, how much fucking work I'm missing right now, how much other important shit that might be falling apart because I'm missing right now, how I missed my sister's birthday, how at least six of you have the ability to give me a migraine on sight, how long it's been since I've sent an email

and what is for dinner tonight.

mostly that last one.
impossible to escape. have to figure it out every day.

[fluxing]

_{[ Oh, um. ]}
yeah, i guess all of that is a really valid point
i guess being here doesn't bother me much.. um.. i guess right now you kind of know why..
i just am starting to miss my friends but thats?? like..
that's basically it

i'd cook for you if i knew how
i ESPECIALLY don't know how around here

[neriticism]

Yeah I get it. I’m happy for your extended vacation

[ And that’s like... actually somewhat genuine, despite it probably not coming across that way given his tone so far. People like him and Toko, they’re really dodging some bullets by being here, and he can respect that much. ]

But it’s kinda hard to kick back and relax for some of us
and not just cause I apparently can’t do that in the first place

[ SO HE’S TOLD... constantly, unceasingly, by everyone he meets. There’s a pause between texts. ]

cooking is probably the most relaxing thing I can think of. at least in a normal-ass kitchen. so thanks but no thanks

[fluxing]

i could get u some supplies
for like
cooking

like
a whole ass chicken for u

it's kind of easier for me to get cause
u know
sharp teeth and predatory instincts

i don't like doing it but it's how i've been holding out :/

... u think the chicken lady is gonna notice after awhile lol??

[neriticism]

[ ... ]

are you just eating whole chickens dude

[fluxing]

maybe

[neriticism]

well you do you.

listen you don’t have to do shit for me okay? I’m just holding out til we find our way out of the ren faire

[fluxing]

u should eat SOMETHING tho
like even if it ain't that great

[neriticism]

ok mom

[fluxing]

ok daddy

[neriticism]

aaand back to square one, we got there! 👏

[fluxing]

not my fault u make it so easy, sweetheart :)

[neriticism]

at least I’m not just straight up easy.

[fluxing]

no, man
ur like
hard, hard mode ( ;) )

and i know u probably don't believe this
but i actually kind of respect that???

it's just so much fun to mess with u

[neriticism]

right
respect + unsolicited sexting
on what planet does that math check out man

like when should I expect the dick pics

[ .8 seconds later, ]

i will fucking block you if you send me dick pics.

[fluxing]

oh?? we are sexting?

dw man im not that tactless
unwanted dick pics is rude

also outdated where im from

more like unwanted dick holograms

<sub>[ It’s like.. he knows by now that he’s never gonna have a chance with this guy but it’s still delightful to provoke him.

And he knows exactly what provoked him now. It’s really no different than his relationship with Andre, who is someone dear to him. ]</sub>

ftr dick pics FROM you are always wanted should u ever have a change of heart